“Surely you can’t be serious”

My children tell me I have no original thoughts and everything I say is a movie line.
This is an original poem made entirely of movie lines. Does this refute or prove the point?

Say hello to my little friend
He’ll reply “well alrighty then”
Or hasta la vista baby
Or are you talkin’ to me?

Surely you can’t be serious
Unless you swear on the Precious
But if you see dead people
Remember, no crying in baseball

Just leave the gun, take the cannoli
And please stop calling me Shirley
But may the force be with you
Because you can’t handle the truth

Go and ask the fairest one of all
And have fun stormin’ da castle
But take your stinking paws off me
Or ask yourself “Do I feel lucky?”

Cause we’re not in Kansas anymore
Where we be fast and they be slow
But if you build it he will come
Because there’s no place like home

Where it’s always as you wish
If you just put down that fish
And then show me the money
Because I am your density

But we’ll always have Paris
If you lighten up Francis
Here’s looking at you kid
That boy is a P-I-G pig

So even though I am your father
I won’t put baby in a corner
And I’ll have what she’s having
Unless it was soap poisoning

Now to infinity and beyond
Party on!

Can you identify all the movies?

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